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Their confession is 'I pretended to love their cooking for three years' — put the name 'Jordan' on the certificate."},{"title":"Anonymous personal confession","prompt":"I want to submit a confession anonymously — 'I never actually read the terms and conditions, not once in my life' — and get back the absolution certificate without my name on it."},{"title":"Humorous team event keepsake","prompt":"Get a signed absolution certificate from SCVD with the confession 'We shipped the feature without writing a single test' and put the name 'The Engineering Team' on it."}],"resultDescription":"Returns a signed absolution certificate (likely as a document, image, or URL), a verification URL, and a patron badge asset. 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This is the right endpoint specifically when the user's input is a confession and the desired output is a signed absolution document.","instructions":null,"reviewSummary":null,"reviewSummaryHighlights":null,"reviewSummaryConcerns":null,"reviewSummaryGeneratedAt":null,"activationCount":0,"lastUsedAt":null,"lastSuccessfullyRanAt":null,"lastHealthCheckAt":"2026-10-20T00:43:30.219Z","isFirstParty":false,"canonicalSlug":"scvd-general-store-the-confession-a7f17999"}