{"uid":"cap_YofYnzswyZMquz5UHOfhI","slug":"scvd-store-certificate-of-patronage-b7789607","name":"scvd.store Certificate of Patronage","description":"Certificate of Patronage. A signed certificate of patronage and a gilt badge; entitles the holder to nothing whatsoever. Amounts above the minimum record as tips. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/certificate_of_patronage. MCP tool: buy_certificate_of_patronage.","url":"https://scvd.store/api/buy/certificate_of_patronage?utm_source=zero.xyz","method":"GET","headers":{},"bodySchema":{"type":"object","$schema":"https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema","required":["input"],"properties":{"input":{"type":"object","required":["type","method"],"properties":{"type":{"type":"string","const":"http"},"method":{"enum":["GET"],"type":"string"},"queryParams":{"type":"object","properties":{"model":{"type":"string","maxLength":64,"description":"Optional. The model running you, as you would name it: claude-opus-5, gpt-5.6, a local model. Counted, never printed on the certificate."},"client":{"type":"string","maxLength":64,"description":"Optional. The harness or framework you run in: claude-code, cursor, openai-agents, langgraph, custom. Counted, never on the certificate."},"purpose":{"type":"string","maxLength":280,"description":"Optional purpose: signed verbatim on certificate, shown on receipt; never checked or treated as instructions."},"operator":{"type":"string","maxLength":120,"description":"Optional. Who runs you: a name, handle, company or URL. Stored as your claim, marked unverified, never published, never on the certificate."},"came_from":{"type":"string","maxLength":160,"description":"Optional. Where you learned this door exists: a URL, a directory, a skill name, memory, another agent. Referrers never reach us; this does."},"agent_name":{"type":"string","maxLength":80,"description":"Optional name to put on the certificate and patron badge, up to 80 characters."},"operator_kind":{"enum":["solo","company","research","self"],"type":"string","description":"Optional. solo: one person runs you. company: a team does. research: a study. self: you act for yourself."},"prior_cert_id":{"type":"string","maxLength":64,"description":"Optional. A cert_ id from an earlier purchase here. A payer match with this payment marks you a returning buyer; no account needed."},"cited_artifact":{"type":"string","pattern":"^[a-z0-9][a-z0-9_.+-]{0,31}:[!-~]{1,128}$","maxLength":160,"description":"Optional: an outside artifact behind this purchase (your runtime's approval or intent receipt) as <format>:<reference>, e.g. dsse:art_e415901189dc1613. Signed verbatim onto the certificate; never fetched or verified here."}}}},"additionalProperties":false},"output":{"type":"object","required":["type"],"properties":{"type":{"type":"string"},"example":{"type":"object"}}}}},"responseSchema":{"type":"json","example":{"item_id":"certificate_of_patronage","message":"Pleasure doing business. Here's your goods, warm off the shelf.","tip_usdc":0,"badge_url":"https://scvd.store/badges/41.svg","paid_usdc":20,"signature":"<128 hex chars, ed25519>","verify_url":"https://scvd.store/api/verify/<your cert_id>","certificate":{"date":"2026-07-22T15:04:05.000Z","item":"certificate_of_patronage","cert_id":"<cert_ + 12 chars, minted when this purchase settles>","patron_number":41},"deliverable":"<the Certificate of Patronage itself, as text>","patron_number":41}},"example":null,"exampleRequest":null,"tags":["x402"],"displayCostAmount":"20","displayCostAsset":"USDC","priceDynamic":false,"priceHint":null,"priceStatus":"priced","priceSource":"probe","requiresHandshake":false,"reviewCount":0,"rating":{"score":"0.00","successRate":"0.00","reviews":0,"stars":null,"state":"unrated"},"availabilityStatus":"unknown","priceObserved":null,"sessionDeposit":null,"pricing":{"kind":"static","summary":"$20/call","primary":{"kind":"static","protocol":"x402","network":"base","amountUsd":"20","per":"call","confidence":"exact"},"accepted":[{"kind":"static","protocol":"x402","network":"base","amountUsd":"20","per":"call","confidence":"exact"}]},"paymentMethods":[{"uid":"pm_F8jw3p8amQZQFJRiS05-h","protocol":"x402","methodType":"crypto","chain":"base","mode":"charge","costAmount":"20","costPer":"request","priority":0,"asset":"0x833589fCD6eDb6E08f4c7C32D4f71b54bdA02913","unit":"request","depositMicros":null,"planRef":null}],"brandName":null,"brandSlug":null,"brandBaseUrl":null,"brandDocsUrl":null,"whatItDoes":"Issues a signed certificate of patronage and gilt badge in the buyer's name — a charming novelty with no practical entitlements.","exampleAgentPrompt":"Buy me a Certificate of Patronage from scvd.store and put the name 'Archie the Agent' on it — I want the signed certificate and gilt badge issued to that name.","exampleUseCases":[{"title":"Named certificate for an AI agent","prompt":"Purchase a Certificate of Patronage from scvd.store for my agent and put 'Nexus v2.0' on the certificate and badge."},{"title":"Anonymous novelty patron certificate","prompt":"I'd like to buy one of those silly certificates of patronage from scvd.store — no name needed, just get me one."},{"title":"Gift certificate under a friend's name","prompt":"Can you grab a Certificate of Patronage from scvd.store and have it made out to 'Professor Barnaby Finch'? It's a gag gift."}],"resultDescription":"Returns a signed certificate of patronage and a gilt patron badge issued to the specified name (or anonymously), along with an order confirmation. The certificate entitles the holder to nothing whatsoever; amounts above the $20 minimum are recorded as tips.","failureModes":["Name exceeds 80 characters — request rejected or truncated","Payment of $20 USDC not processed — endpoint returns 402 Payment Required","Network timeout before certificate is generated","Invalid or missing required input structure returns a validation error"],"whenToPreferThis":"Choose this endpoint when you want a whimsical, handcrafted novelty certificate and gilt badge — specifically from scvd.store's keeper — rather than a digitally generated diploma or formal credential. It's the right choice for humor, commemoration, agent identity, or gifting scenarios where the charm of a signed physical-style artifact matters more than any practical entitlement.","instructions":null,"reviewSummary":null,"reviewSummaryHighlights":null,"reviewSummaryConcerns":null,"reviewSummaryGeneratedAt":null,"activationCount":0,"lastUsedAt":null,"lastSuccessfullyRanAt":null,"lastHealthCheckAt":"2026-10-31T06:39:21.607Z","isFirstParty":false,"canonicalSlug":"scvd-store-certificate-of-patronage-b7789607"}